Choke on THIS

Hahahahahahahaha, Ozzie Guillen. We are going to show you!!! Your White Sox are in town for the Tribe's final homestand this week, and guess what -- WE AREN'T GOING TO CHOKE! Nope, not a chance.

No way we go just 1-6 this week and blow our chance at the playoffs. No way we let the Tampa Bay Devil Rays walk all over us this weekend and ruin our postseason dreams. No way we score just 20 runs this week and lose five one-run ballgames.

In short, no way we choke. Nah, took care of that months ago.