Thursday, June 22, 2006




A tale of two cities

Our first-round 2004 draft pick: crashed while riding his motorcycle in a parking lot while wearing a helmet.

Their first-round 2004 draft pick: crashed while riding his motorcycle in a city street while not wearing a helmet after bragging for months about riding his motorcycle while not wearing a helmet.

Our first-round 2004 draft pick: landed in a bush.

Their first-round 2004 draft pick: landed face-first on a car windshield and then on a city street. As their first-round 2004 draft pick's teammate Joey Porter said, "Concrete is undefeated."

Our first-round 2004 draft pick: hasn't played since.

Their first-round 2004 draft pick: expected to be ready for the beginning of the season and not miss a game.

Our first-round 2004 draft pick: hated by God.

Their first-round 2004 draft pick: not hated by God.

5 comments:

Jon Sladek said...

damn good post! keep it up

Anonymous said...

I couldn't figure it out, but you've nailed it. He hates all Cleveland sports.

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