Tuesday, February 20, 2007

You're telling me there's a chance?

Hey, guess what -- LeCharles Bentley's career might be over.

Maybe. Probably. There's a very good chance. All signs point to yes.

That's about as close as Browns GM Phil Savage is willing to get to a future without LeCharles Bentley, even though that future's been here since, oh, about the first day of training camp. Every time Phil Savage says something about LeCharles' future, he's sounding more and more like Jim Carrey As Lloyd Christmas in "Dumb and Dumber".

Phil/Lloyd: "Hit me with it! I've come a long way to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances."
LeCharles/Mary: "Not good."
Phil/Lloyd: "You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?"
LeCharles/Mary: "I'd say more like one out of a million."
Phil/Lloyd: "So you're telling me there's a chance."

Actually, Phil, that's what you're telling yourself. In a Tuesday press conference, the Browns GM announced that LeCharles would "more likely" need another surgery on his torn patellar tendon and "if he does elect to have the surgery" then he won't be playing next season.

Sounds like Savage has just about moved into the fifth stage of grief, acceptance. Would it be any surprise if a 6-foot-2, 310-pound guy whose leg came unhinged at the knee never played another down of football?

At least this time they won't be losing him on the first day of training camp. Maybe the Browns can just accept their loss and finally move on.

RELATED: Are you sure you want to be That Guy?; Down goes Bentley!

6 comments:

Spungalo said...

It's amazing, this blog pretty much writes itself. It's not like you have to get a magnifying glass to find evidence of God's hatred of Cleveland Sports, there is just constant and blatant proof, no matter what Schwab says.

That said I love the blog.

Anonymous said...

The Browns signed the offensive lineman Steinbech, or whatever his name is, today. Ten to one he is injured before the regular season starts. Or, when it starts, he'll get the dreaded "high ankle sprain" or "turf toe" and play like Jeff Faine the rest of the season, if at all. God hates us. Simple as that.

Anonymous said...

GO RAVENS

Clint said...

time for an update

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