Friday, February 10, 2006

Hearing the Boozer

So this headline from says, "Boozer expects to play Friday against Minnesota", but it REALLY should say, "God expects Boozer to post quadruple double in return". Even though he'll probably play less minutes than your average man lasts in bed (not me, of course), I'm certain that Boozer will end up with something like 26 points, 14 rebounds, 11 assists, and 14 blocks.

Even though Boozer has seen as much action the last year as the blind owner he stabbed in the back, this is likely, because God, like Boozer, hates Cleveland sports. And we hate him. But like Lot's wife learned, God gets the last laugh. So don't be surprised when Boozer sprouts an Amish beard, turns into the next Bill Walton, and makes the Hall of Fame while we are turned into a pillar of salt just for looking at him.

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