No, the News-Herald is not the official newspaper of God Hates Cleveland Sports, but perhaps God Hates Cleveland Sports is the official blog of the News-Herald. This is their sports front page for Monday, the day after God laughed at Cleveland once again by allowing the Steelers to win the Super Bowl. This despite the fact that their publisher is from Pennsylvania. He's either an Eagles fan and doesn't like the Steelers either, or is getting the last laugh by waving his own Terrible Towel around the office, because no one was fired. Of course, he knows that God hates Cleveland so Bill Cowher might be mocking Cleveland fans from the front of his paper's sports sections for years to come.
But really now, isn't THIS our worst nightmare anyway: